Would You Choose Water Over Wine

Suit Up
February 23, 2010, 1:40 pm
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Yesterday we celebrated Martin’s 18th birthday and I am going to hit 18 anytime now. What a fag. I am turning 18 soon. What a old fag. Time to get my driving license. ahahaha.
I am praying everyday that I get into TP, thou I think I probably get into NYP. Fag. No use driving a car for that short distance. As you pricks might say, FML.
Chun Jing is being very generous and is opening his house very frequently. Chun Jing house is good for gambling, somehow I win money there. Superstitious much?
Fico this Sunday. I am looking forward for it.


Electtttttrrrooo POP!
February 18, 2010, 3:40 pm
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As of  late, I have been listening to alot of electropop music. Nice shit.

Going to poker at CJ house tmr. Hahaha. Damn, need to leave early, got match next morning. I hate it when I have matches in the morning. Gahhhhhh.

Anyway, was at Darren’s house yesterday and lost bout 24 bucks playing poker. Made some friends, lose some money, all in all, it was worth it.

I am reading on Greek Mythology, and there are a few things I have learned:
1)Greek Gods are horny as hell
2)God + Spirits = Cyclops. Lulz
3)The Greeks have alot of free time to come up with all this crap

Spring Cleaning
February 12, 2010, 10:08 am
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I never really supported the idea of Spring Cleaning, or for that matter, Cleaning before the Chinese New Year. To me, cleaning the place up or throwing away stuff dont happen during one period of time. I throw away stuff when I have no use of it anymore and not to keep it til a week before the New Year to throw it away. Ridiculous.

I dont like cleaning the place up just because someone is visiting. Yes, I know, it doesnt look good when others see your messed up room, but why hide it? My room is in a mess, I like it that way. I never like to sort things, labeling them, etc etc. When I clean my room, I tend to have no idea where I put my stuff. Very ironic, but this is me.

Oh, and I dont really like Chinese New Years. It is the period of time where I find it very tiring and a complete waste of time. When I was young, I like the New Year coz of the red packets, but when you grow up, you dont really feel the same happiness when receiving a Red Packet.

10 years ago – “Yay! Ang Pao!” Run around showing off.

Now- “Oh, thanks ah”

Plus, my chinese have never been good, so I tend to have no idea what to wish my elders or when we do the “Lo hei”

Chinese New Year is also the time where I visit relatives I RARELY see. Rarely. Which makes it very ridiculous. I dunno them very well, they dont know me very well. We sit down, they talk to my parents, then when they talk to me, we have nothing much to say. Probably the usual

“You how old ah?”

“Study where now?”

“Eh, now so tall, last time I still remember you baby I carry you” :\ Molest by a Strangative. Yes, A relative who is a complete stranger to me. Strangative.

“Got girlfriend or not?” “Army ah?” “IF YOU SMEELLLLLL”

Okay, the last one is nonsense, but you get my point.

Another 15 days of Chinese New Year. Gosh. Why cant Christmas have 15 days?

February 8, 2010, 3:31 pm
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I might not live in the USA, but hell, I love American football. We all know the the biggest event in American Football is the Superbowl. My dream is to one day go and watch the Superbowl, but for now, I only can make do with Internet streams.
It has been a habit, since 2 years back when the Giants won. I skip school for the Giant’s Superbowl win, but I didnt do it last year. Lol. So this year, I woke up at 7, called McDonalds to deliver my food, and wait til the game starts. Stoned there til close to 10.
To be honest, I dont support either side. If you are a total blur on what is going on, This year’s Superbowl 44 is between New Orleans Saints and Indianapolis Colts. Colts have Peyton Manning, their quarterback, whose brother plays for the NY Giants. Lulz, throwing information at you noobs knowing you have no freaking idea what I am talking about. Anyway, the Saints win. I was secretly supporting them, knowing how pitiful they were after Hurricane Katrina, I wanted them to win. 31-17, both attacking teams, I was kinda disappointed really, I thought it was going to be a close one. 31-17 isnt close for you noobs who dont know. Then again, I cant blame you, I think I am the only prick in Singapore who wakes up this early to catch a American game.
Just know, NY Giants are the best team, screw the fact that they didnt win. They will win it next year. Go Giants!

Oh and I still think Tracy Porter deserves the MVP, not Brees

February 4, 2010, 2:17 pm
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I finished Glee. Nice show. Took me a good 8-9 hours to finish. Potato Couch much? I am fat. Fat fat fat. Have I told you my dream of being in a Poker Tournament? Yeah.

Why the hell isnt Incubus coming. Arse.